"Honey, the first time anal always hurts. Be patient a little longer."

Do you need the password to the Wi-Fi? Are you willing to fuck for the Internet?

She swears with pleasure, but continues to get on her dick

She broke down, but for a sanctioned burger she got down on her knees and sucked her dick

Bro, I know how to play, just give me that vibrating gamepad

Lesson 1: In an unclear situation, suck it. Give a blowjob and no problem

Shall we fuck again? Spend all your sperm on me and there won't be any left for others

And why do I need a date when I have a virgin brother at home?

Man, why didn't you just say you like hardcore sex and anal 😱

If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

She gave a blowjob, not a report. You don't hire a fucking secretary

Fuck me, but I'll jerk off before you come inside. I don't want to be pregnant

I'm fucked, my husband refused to have sex with me! Fuck you then, you've got a hard-on

Pick a secretary like me, you'll get a blowjob and a fuck in the morning

Fucking a titty like that first thing in the morning - I'm ready to do it forever 💕

Her ass was on my dick 🥵 To be honest, I was freaking out

When I don't have time to go out with girls, I call an escort

Oops! We forgot about our friend and fucked right in front of him...

- From ass to pussy and back again? — Yeah, be glad it's not in your mouth

I'm masturbating to you, maybe it's time to get laid We've been drinking

Seduced a babe by the pool and cum twice, what luck

I put it in my wife's friend😨 She wanted to fuck, it's not my fault

I'm fucking for the bonus and I'm not ashamed - I gave it once, and what a financial boost

It was the lack of fucking that made her attack me! I had to fight back with a creampie 💦